hate it.

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Hi y’all,

So yesterday as I was sleepily sitting amongst my popsicles, Moishe (always the one to try and start a conversation) blurts out “So there’s a new Bridget Jone’s movie coming out! Excited? We’re excited yes?”

Megan’s and my response, in unison let me add, was something along the lines of “Uuggghhhh.” I was very happy to hear Megs utter the same caveman-esque response to the thought of RZ. Unbeknownst to me we hated Renee Zellwegger for the same reason! Why’s that you ask? Well, to put it shortly, her fucking awful face:

Y’all this is not an altered or doctored photo in any way. HER FACE JUST FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. I can’t even take her seriously in movies that are intended to be serious because I am too distracted by her awful choice of facial expression!!

Another face hater amongst Megs and I is the equally as terrible, Keira Knightley. Would you just look at this please?

Newsflash: you look like a fucking fish. I don’t even know if that can be in a good way but if it can be you are not doing it. You are a perfectly gorgeous hollywood success story you don’t need to “pretend kiss” the invisible mirror in front of you to try and “look sexy.”

I’m gonna start calling this “perpetual mirror face condition” and start a campaign to raise awareness on how to stop this awful fucking trend amongst mediocre hollywood actresses. Revolution has come, time to pick up the gun!!