Jun 5 9:48 pm
Special reblog post courtesy of edbury, I give you Trunkettes. Wow, really? Really? I feel like I say that a lot but come on! What the hell is this! Any of my male friends can attest to this, my outright hatred for board shorts has been a long standing addition to the hated list, even more apparent in the summer months when board shorts are most frequently used. Never in my life did I think I was going to have to quit yelling about dudes wearing board shorts and start yelling about ladies! Now, I am not one who enjoys being in a swimsuit, no no, but I, like everyone else who has one ounce of (fashion) sense in their pea brains suck it up, suck it in and expose my paste-y self to the world in proper swimsuit attire. Just a few things about board shorts that burn my behind: 1. You do not under any circumstances need cargo pockets at the beach. You just don’t! What, are you going to start collecting shells or something? If you’ve decided that your new hobby is shell collecting, put them in some sort of tin or box or even (gasp!) a fucking paper bag! 2. I mean, are these seriously the kinds of prints that would make any lady feel confident? I don’t think so. Skulls and polka dots have absolutely NOTHING in common, and the placement merely accentuates the hip region and the clearly awful pockets (see point #1), the last places a lady wants accentuated! 3. This marketing team reaally must’ve been grasping at straws here because there is no distinguishable difference between Trunkettes and “traditional” board shorts. If you must, and believe you me I do not support you in this not even a little, own board shorts, at least avoid ones that have no real purpose whatsoever except to make these reasonably attractive ladies look frumpy.

Special reblog post courtesy of edbury, I give you Trunkettes.

Wow, really? Really? I feel like I say that a lot but come on! What the hell is this! Any of my male friends can attest to this, my outright hatred for board shorts has been a long standing addition to the hated list, even more apparent in the summer months when board shorts are most frequently used. Never in my life did I think I was going to have to quit yelling about dudes wearing board shorts and start yelling about ladies!

Now, I am not one who enjoys being in a swimsuit, no no, but I, like everyone else who has one ounce of (fashion) sense in their pea brains suck it up, suck it in and expose my paste-y self to the world in proper swimsuit attire.

Just a few things about board shorts that burn my behind:

1. You do not under any circumstances need cargo pockets at the beach. You just don’t! What, are you going to start collecting shells or something? If you’ve decided that your new hobby is shell collecting, put them in some sort of tin or box or even (gasp!) a fucking paper bag!

2. I mean, are these seriously the kinds of prints that would make any lady feel confident? I don’t think so. Skulls and polka dots have absolutely NOTHING in common, and the placement merely accentuates the hip region and the clearly awful pockets (see point #1), the last places a lady wants accentuated!

3. This marketing team reaally must’ve been grasping at straws here because there is no distinguishable difference between Trunkettes and “traditional” board shorts. If you must, and believe you me I do not support you in this not even a little, own board shorts, at least avoid ones that have no real purpose whatsoever except to make these reasonably attractive ladies look frumpy.

edbury Via: nakedink
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