Dudes. I am back (and how!) and I am ready to rip useless things a new one!
Eraseable pens. Wtf is an eraseable pen other than the most obvious oxymoron short of jumbo shrimp. IF YOU NEED TO ERASE SOMETHING, USE A PENCIL. Seriously, folks. I cannot get over how much I hate the invention of these fucking “pens.” If you’re going to write with pen, you’ve gotta commit, you know what I mean? No wishy washy, “oh noes! I didn’t mean to write that in ink! I sure wish I could erase it!” NOT ALLOWED.
And the darn things don’t even erase well! It just smudges the goopy blue ink all over the place making it look ten times worse. If you really really have to get rid of what you just wrote, scratch it out! Or go to your nearest office depot and pick up one of those new fangled White Out doohickeys. White out came first. And it was doing just fine.
Also, ps, hit me up if you want to guest blog. Let’s keep the hatred of inanimate objects going! Alright!
love, tori
